From "Blazing Paddles"
(Uniqua solo)
Chorus
I must be ready to face that bandit, I must be ready, my friends demand it
My focus must be sharp, my paddle must be steady, but most of all, I must be ready!
Whack, whack, whack, goes my horse's tail! Smack, smack, smack, I will prevail
Whap, whap, whap, I'm almost set...bap, bap, bap! I'm not ready yet, I'm not ready yet!
(Repeat Chorus)
Wham, wham, wham, I need more practice! Slam, slam, slam, so I'll use this cactus
Go, go, go, I'll work and sweat...no, no, no! I'm not ready yet, I'm not ready yet!
It looks like a storm's a coming. It's not a regular storm, it's a hailstorm!
(Repeat Chorus)
Rat, tat, tat, I'm getting stronger! Now take that, won't be much longer
Boom, boom, boom and pow, pow, pow! Tarnations, I'm ready now, I'm ready now!
So now I'm ready to face that bandit, so now I'm ready, just like I planned it
My focus is so sharp, my paddle is so steady, but most of all, I'm truly ready, I'm truly ready!
Chorus
I must be ready to face that bandit, I must be ready, my friends demand it
My focus must be sharp, my paddle must be steady, but most of all, I must be ready!
Whack, whack, whack, goes my horse's tail! Smack, smack, smack, I will prevail
Whap, whap, whap, I'm almost set...bap, bap, bap! I'm not ready yet, I'm not ready yet!
(Repeat Chorus)
Wham, wham, wham, I need more practice! Slam, slam, slam, so I'll use this cactus
Go, go, go, I'll work and sweat...no, no, no! I'm not ready yet, I'm not ready yet!
It looks like a storm's a coming. It's not a regular storm, it's a hailstorm!
(Repeat Chorus)
Rat, tat, tat, I'm getting stronger! Now take that, won't be much longer
Boom, boom, boom and pow, pow, pow! Tarnations, I'm ready now, I'm ready now!
So now I'm ready to face that bandit, so now I'm ready, just like I planned it
My focus is so sharp, my paddle is so steady, but most of all, I'm truly ready, I'm truly ready!
