The Sheriff Makes it Right

From "Blazing Paddles"

(Uniqua solo)

Howdy, howdy! Just holler day or night
Howdy, howdy! The sheriff makes it right! Yeah, the sheriff makes it right!
If the O.K. Corral ain't doin' so okay, if your buckin' bronco's gone and run away
If there is an outlaw lurkin' in the prairie, just call up the sheriff and I'll nab that dirty Harry
All robbers I can stop, all bandits I can wrangle
My horse goes clip-clip-clop, and my spurs, they jingle-jangle
I'm quick on the draw, the fastest in the West
I always keep the law, that's why this star is on my vest
Howdy, howdy! Just holler day or night
Howdy, howdy! The sheriff makes it right! Yeah, the sheriff makes it right!
Yeah, the sheriff makes it right!

[Reprise]

(All)
Uniqua:

If there is a ruckus down in the ol' saloon, if some kind of trouble has ruined your afternoon
Tyrone:

If the ping-pong bandit
Austin:

Has robbed your ping-pong paddle
Tasha:

There's no need to worry
All:

With the sheriff in the saddle!
Pablo:

Her backhand's really fierce, her serve is really blazin'
Her footwork is superb, the sheriff is amazin'
Uniqua:

When the ball comes my way, I'll give it a big, big whack
Austin:

She always saves the day-ay-ay
Tasha, Austin, and Tyrone:

And gets our paddles back
All:

Howdy, howdy!
Uniqua:

Just holler day or night
All:

Howdy, howdy! The sheriff makes it right! Yeah, the sheriff makes it right!