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I`m a Robot Repairman

From "Robot Rampage"
(Austin Solo)

Hey, Roscoe, what do you say?
(Roscoe: All systems A-OK.)
Are you sure there's nothing I could fix for you today?
(Roscoe: All systems A-OK.)
I'm A Robot Repairman. I've got robot smarts.
I'm the one you want to call when robot trouble starts.
With my robot tools, robot grease, and robot parts I fix them from their heads to their toes to their hearts.
But there's just one problem. For bionic goodness sake!
My problem is that robots never ever ever break.
They just don't break, they never ever break.
This robot durability is kind of hard to take.
They never catch the flu or get a bellyache.
My problem is that robots never ever ever break.
No matter what's the problem, it's a robot piece of cake.
Except that robots never ever ever ever break.
They just don't break, they never ever break.
You can stick them in the fridge or throw them in the lake or poke them with a stick or rake them with a rake, but robots simply never ever ever ever break!