He`s Green

 

From "The Swamp Creature"
 

He’s green
He’s green?
He’s green! He’s the color of a fresh string bean
He’s green
He’s green?
He’s green! And he doesn’t keep his fingernails clean
He moves real slow and one thing I know...is he’s green
Tell me something else about the creature of the swamp
What kind of something?
Does he tiptoe? Does he stomp?
He doesn’t do either, he kinda sorta sloshes
And even when it’s raining, he never wears galoshes and he’s green!
He’s green?
He’s green! And he’s rarely ever seen
He’s green
He’s green?
He’s green! And his hair his not pristine
He lives all alone and he has no phone...and he’s green!
Does he have a pet?
A dragonfly named Spot
Where does he sleep?
In a cave on a cot
Does he have long hair?
Yup, long and thick
What’s his favorite food?
S'mores on a stick
And he’s green!
He’s green!
He’s green! And his feet are size 15
He’s green!
He’s green!
He’s green! And he drinks from a green canteen
He’s kinda shy, that swamp creature guy...and he’s green!
Did we mention that he’s green?
Yes you did.
Well, he’s green!