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An Awesomely Bad Time


From "The Swamp Creature"

We’re squishing through mud, it’s up to our knees
It’s sticky and hot, the flies have got fleas
The darkness is falling, I’m covered in slime
We’re having a really bad, really sincerely bad, awesomely bad, bad time!
The creature we sought is nowhere in sight
I can’t get a picture, I’m losing the light
The mud in trousers is starting to climb
We’re having a really bad, really sincerely bad, awesomely bad, bad time!
It’s not just sort of a bummer
It’s not just a bump in the road
It’s the yuckiest day of my life so far
And I think I just stepped on a toad!
Ewww!
Yuck!
Mud!
Uck!
Crud!
Gross!
Slime!
We’re having a really bad time! We’re having a really bad, very sincerely bad...
Way stinky bad...
Awesomely...
Awesomely...
Bad...
Bad...
Time!