The Totally Awesome Swamp Adventure

From "The Swamp Creature"
 

There is nothing...
Nothing...
Quite as awesome...
Awesome...
As a swamp!
Full of lily pads and bugs and mud
There is nothing...
Nothing...
Quite as awesome...
Awesome...
As a swamp!
Full of flowers, trees and slime...and crud!
Animals like manatees, lizards, fish and frogs
Rare and awesome orchids growing out of rotten logs
There is nothing...
Nothing...
Quite as awesome...
Awesome...
As the totally...
Totally...
Awesome...
Awesome...
Swamp adventure!
Yes, the totally...
Totally...
Awesome...
Awesome...
Swamp adventure!
Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome!

The Totally Awesome Swamp Adventure [Part II]
There is nothing...
Nothing...
As amazing...
Amazing...
As this tour!
It’s the most amazing tour on earth!
There has never...
Never...
Been a trip like...
Trip like...
This before!
Plus it’s free and you get your moneys worth!
Dragonflies and lily pads, fascinating muck, we are expert tour guides
And we probably won’t get stuck
On the totally...
Totally...
Awesome...
Awesome...
Yes, the totally...
Totally...
Awesome...
Awesome...
Swamp adventure!
There is nothing...
Nothing...
Quite as mossy...
Mossy...
As the trees!
Gently swaying in their swampy way!
There is nothing...
Nothing...
Quite stinky...
Stinky...
As the breeze!
What’s that odor?
It’s the smell of decay
If you think that stinky stuff is sorta gross and icky
We will change your mind out in the ol' Ikefenikee!
There is nothing...
Nothing...
Quite as awesome...
Awesome...
As the totally...
Totally...
Awesome...
Awesome...
Swamp adventure!
Yes, the totally...
Totally...
Awesome...
Awesome...
Swamp adventure!
Awesome...
Awesome...
Awesome...
Awesome...