The Sheriff Makes it Right

From "Blazing Paddles"

(Uniqua solo)

Howdy, howdy! Just holler day or night
Howdy, howdy! The sheriff makes it right! Yeah, the sheriff makes it right!
If the O.K. Corral ain't doin' so okay, if your buckin' bronco's gone and run away
If there is an outlaw lurkin' in the prairie, just call up the sheriff and I'll nab that dirty Harry
All robbers I can stop, all bandits I can wrangle
My horse goes clip-clip-clop, and my spurs, they jingle-jangle
I'm quick on the draw, the fastest in the West
I always keep the law, that's why this star is on my vest
Howdy, howdy! Just holler day or night
Howdy, howdy! The sheriff makes it right! Yeah, the sheriff makes it right!
Yeah, the sheriff makes it right!

[Reprise]

(All)
Uniqua:

If there is a ruckus down in the ol' saloon, if some kind of trouble has ruined your afternoon
Tyrone:

If the ping-pong bandit
Austin:

Has robbed your ping-pong paddle
Tasha:

There's no need to worry
All:

With the sheriff in the saddle!
Pablo:

Her backhand's really fierce, her serve is really blazin'
Her footwork is superb, the sheriff is amazin'
Uniqua:

When the ball comes my way, I'll give it a big, big whack
Austin:

She always saves the day-ay-ay
Tasha, Austin, and Tyrone:

And gets our paddles back
All:

Howdy, howdy!
Uniqua:

Just holler day or night
All:

Howdy, howdy! The sheriff makes it right! Yeah, the sheriff makes it right!

I Must Be Ready

From "Blazing Paddles"

(Uniqua solo)

Chorus
I must be ready to face that bandit, I must be ready, my friends demand it
My focus must be sharp, my paddle must be steady, but most of all, I must be ready!
Whack, whack, whack, goes my horse's tail! Smack, smack, smack, I will prevail
Whap, whap, whap, I'm almost set...bap, bap, bap! I'm not ready yet, I'm not ready yet!
(Repeat Chorus)
Wham, wham, wham, I need more practice! Slam, slam, slam, so I'll use this cactus
Go, go, go, I'll work and sweat...no, no, no! I'm not ready yet, I'm not ready yet!
It looks like a storm's a coming. It's not a regular storm, it's a hailstorm!
(Repeat Chorus)
Rat, tat, tat, I'm getting stronger! Now take that, won't be much longer
Boom, boom, boom and pow, pow, pow! Tarnations, I'm ready now, I'm ready now!
So now I'm ready to face that bandit, so now I'm ready, just like I planned it
My focus is so sharp, my paddle is so steady, but most of all, I'm truly ready, I'm truly ready!