From "The Two Musketeers"
Have you heard about that lady, that fancy, pantsy lady who thinks she's so much better than us all
She's selfish and she's mean, like you'd expect from a queen
And though her ego is fat, her heart is small
I hear she's got an ugly head
And there are bedbugs in her bed
And she's got pimples on her nose
And yucky stuff between her toes
I bet she doesn't wash her hair
And doesn't change her underwear
And that's the reason we don't care! We don't care, we don't care, we don't care for the Empress!
Hmph! But you've never even met her and I'll bet it would upset her
To hear those awful things you have to say
Upset her?
The empress?
Oh please...
What if she's only lonely and wishes she could only have friends that she could play with everyday?
The empress?
Lonely?
Naaah...
Naaah...I hear she doesn't like cartoons
I bet she's lousy with balloons
Her manners must be really bad
If she could hear, she would be so sad!
And that's okay 'cause we don't care! We don't care, we don't care, we don't care for the Empress!
You know what really gets me? What bothers and upsets me?
I'm so sick with envy I think that I might cry
It's that wonderful balloon, her magnificent balloon
How I wish that we could fly up to the sky!
That's why you don't like her? 'Cause she has a hot-air balloon and you don't?
Yeah.
That's why we don't care, we don't care, we don't care for the Empress!
She's selfish and she's mean, like you'd expect from a queen
And though her ego is fat, her heart is small
I hear she's got an ugly head
And there are bedbugs in her bed
And she's got pimples on her nose
And yucky stuff between her toes
I bet she doesn't wash her hair
And doesn't change her underwear
And that's the reason we don't care! We don't care, we don't care, we don't care for the Empress!
Hmph! But you've never even met her and I'll bet it would upset her
To hear those awful things you have to say
Upset her?
The empress?
Oh please...
What if she's only lonely and wishes she could only have friends that she could play with everyday?
The empress?
Lonely?
Naaah...
Naaah...I hear she doesn't like cartoons
I bet she's lousy with balloons
Her manners must be really bad
If she could hear, she would be so sad!
And that's okay 'cause we don't care! We don't care, we don't care, we don't care for the Empress!
You know what really gets me? What bothers and upsets me?
I'm so sick with envy I think that I might cry
It's that wonderful balloon, her magnificent balloon
How I wish that we could fly up to the sky!
That's why you don't like her? 'Cause she has a hot-air balloon and you don't?
Yeah.
That's why we don't care, we don't care, we don't care for the Empress!
