A Bicycle Built for Two

From "Chichen-Itza Pizza"
(tune: "Daisy Bell")

(Tasha and Uniqua)

Uniqua:

What a nice day for a bicycle ride!
Tasha:

I don't think so!
Uniqua:

You and me traveling side by side!
Tasha:

No, you're in front of me
Uniqua:

It's going to be a pleasant trip, stick with me and you'll see
The pizza is safe in this thermal box
Tasha:

I'm more worried about me...
Uniqua:

Tasha, Tasha, it's going to be okay, we will get there
Tasha:

I just hope it's today
Uniqua:

Together we will bike it, relax and try to like it, just you and me
Both:

And pizza makes three on a bicycle built for two!
Tasha:

What about spiders? What about lizards? What if we see a big snake?
What about dangerous jungle things? What if this trip's a mistake?
Uniqua:

Tasha, Tasha, it's going to be okay, it's no problem, I'll get us there today
It's not going to be much trouble, we will get there on the double
We'll ride and bring this pie to the king
Both:

On a bicycle built for two!
Uniqua:

Yes, we're here, we made it here
Both:

On a bicycle built for two!

I Quit!

From "Chichen-Itza Pizza"

(Tasha and Uniqua)

Tasha:

That's it! That's it! That's all that I can take
Ever girl has got her limit, this is mine for goodness sake
I've been very, very patient and I've stuck it out all day
But now it's time to call it quits and I'm pleased to have to say...
I quit! And I'm not ashamed to say it!
I quit! And I'd rather not delay it!
I quit! I must say that's its been real!
I quit! Please don't bother with your shpiel! For me, the goings got too tough
And I just don't have the, just don't have the stuff
I say I've had enough, I quit! I quit!
Uniqua:

Tasha, where are you going?
But what about the order? We can't disappoint the king!
Tasha:

Wanna bet? Just watch me, I'm done with this whole thing
I quit! I can't do this anymore!
I quit! Back to the pizza store!
I quit! This is now and that was then!
I quit! I'll never go inside a pyramid again!

Could Le Master of Disguise Do This?

From "Le Master of Disguise"

(Tasha, Austin and Uniqua)
 
Tasha:

I'm a master of balance, not a master of disguise
Now you'll see the difference right before your eyes
With my show business flare, I'll stand straight and tall
Perform amazing stunts to amaze you all
Feast your eyes, gals and guys, here's a show you cannot miss
Could the Master of Disguise do this?
Uniqua:

Astounding, impressive, it's really quite amazing
Austin:

But how else can you prove you're not the rascal that I'm chasing?
Tasha:

Well, that was just a taste of my many, many talents
Here's another breathtaking, fearless feat of balance
Could the Master of Disguise do this?
Uniqua:

Impressive, amazing, you sure put on a show
Austin:

But she could still be faking, you never really know
Tasha:

Since you still suspect, I'm not what I say
Here's the bit that always takes their breath away
Could the Master of Disguise do this?
Bet the Master of Disguise can't do this!

Le Master of Disguise

From "Le Master of Disguise"

(Austin and Pablo)

Austin:
I'm looking for a fellow, and this fellow I pursue is a rascal with a hundred different faces
His clothing always changes, his look is always new, that's why this is the trickiest of cases
You might not even see him when he's right before your eyes
That's why they call him Le Master of Disguise!
Le Master of Disguise, Le Master of Disguise, he's crafty and he's clever, as his name implies
Pablo:
And as my name implies, I'm hard to recognize, that's why they call me Le Master of Disguise
I might look like a pirate or like an old cowhand, I might look like the king of a faraway land
I might dress up in uniform, I might dress up in feathers
I have more costumes than the alphabet has letters
Austin:
Le Master of Disguise, Le Master of Disguise, successfully alluding French detective guys
But I'm the one to catch him for I am extra wise
Oui, I'm the one to catch Le Master of Disguise!

No One Gets to Play Today

From "Blazing Paddles"
(Tyrone, Tasha, Austin and Pablo)

Tyrone:

One day the rain will finally end
Austin:

One day the clouds will go away
Tasha:

One day I'll play ping-pong again
Tyrone, Austin and Tasha:

But no one gets to play today...
No one gets to play today, no one gets to play
Our ping-pong paddles are gone away, so no one gets to play
Yeah, no one gets to play today...
Pablo:

Today the sun is shining bright, today there's not a trace of gray
Today I'll play and feel all right cause I can play all day today
I will play all day today, I will play all day
All the paddles are mine to say, so I alone will play
But no one else can play today...
Tyrone, Austin and Tasha:

No one gets to play today, no one gets to play
Pablo:

All the paddles are mine to stay, so no one gets to play!
All:

Yeah, no one gets to play today...yeah, no one gets to play today...