Giant Shoes

From "The Funnyman Boogeyman"
(Austin, Pablo, & Uniqua)

Austin:

Giant shoes, giant shoes. My secret comedy weapon.

Giant shoes I can't lose when these shoes are step in.

Got no need for corny jokes. Feast your eyes on these now folks.

Top show bocco rave reviews with my giant shoes.
Pablo:

Hey, we just met the boogeyman but we didn't get scared to death.
Uniqua:

That's just what I was gonna say as soon as I caught my breath.
Both:

He's supposed to be the spookiest. He's supposed to be the worst.
Pablo:

Instead we were not scared of him.
Uniqua:

I bet you we're the first.
Austin:

Well I'm not here to scare you folks. I came here to ammuse.

So feast your eyeballs on these feet and on these giant shoes.

Giant shoes, giant shoes. My secret comedy weapon.

Giant shoes I can't lose when these shoes are step in.
Uniqua:

He isn't such a spooky guy.
Pablo:

He isn't even trying to scare us.
Uniqua:

In fact he's sort of a funny guy.
Pablo:

I'd say he's pretty hilarious.
Uniqua:

This is not a monster who will make you scream and run.
Pablo:

When you meet the boogeyman prepare to have some fun.
All:

Giant shoes, giant shoes. A secret comedy weapon.

Giant shoes you can't lose when those shoes are step in'.
Uniqua:

Got no need for baggy pants.
Pablo:

Knock Knock Jokes don't stand a chance.
Austin:

I don't need a goofy wig.
Pablo:

No! Because your shoes are big.
Uniqua:

You're dynamite with a simple fuse.
Pablo:

You're number one on The Front Page News.
Austin:

There's no way that I can lose with these giant shoes. Oh yeah!
Both:

With these giant shoes.
All:

Da, da, da, da, da. Nice shoes!