From "Newsflash"
I'm an ace reporter wherever news is breaking, I show up and find out what's shaking
I'm an ace reporter, if it weren't for me, there'd never be news on your TV
I bring the big story, I'm proud to say, to the viewers watching everyday...
On W-I-O-WA: Corniest station in the nation! W-I-O-WA: Corniest station in the nation!
Reporters are brave, reporters are proud, reporters like to talk real fast and loud
With my microphone and my camera operator, I say "Back to you" instead of "See ya later"
I go find the news no matter the place and make that serious reporter face...
On W-I-O-WA: Corniest station in the nation! W-I-O-WA: Corniest station in the nation!
W-I-O-WA...
