That’s Not Funny

From "Best Clowns In Town"
(tune: "Goodnight Ladies"/"Merrily We Roll Along")

He can take a balloon and make a big giraffe
That is pretty clever, but it will not make me laugh
We will run around you a fall into a pile
Anyone can do that, I will not crack a smile
I can do the cha-cha on a bowling ball
I would rather sit and watch the paint dry on my wall, cause...
That’s not funny, that’s not funny, that’s not funny, you clowns don’t make me laugh!
Surely we will make you laugh, make you laugh, make you laugh
Surely we will make you laugh, just give us a shot!
Is he laughing yet?
No, not yet...
I can be a wind-up toy and walk around and wiggle
I’ve seen it a hundred times, it does not make me giggle
He can be a school bus with his honking horn
That’s not entertainment, it’s cornier than corn
We can pick you up and run you to and fro
That is just annoying, now please just let me go, cause...
That’s not funny, that’s not funny, that’s not funny, you clowns don’t make me laugh!
Surely we will make you laugh, make you laugh, make you laugh
Surely we will make you laugh, just give us a shot!