From "Newsflash"

Newsflash! Yes, the news is big, it's a huge important story
Newsflash! Yes, our corn is great, now it's gonna get some glory
Gotta get this video out to the nation
Gotta get huge ratings for our station
Because of our cornfield decoration...newsflash!
It's big, big, big! I'll soon be known as the best reporter Iowa has ever seen
There's never been a journalist like me
We'll soon be known as the greatest farmers, smiling on your TV screen
Tape it someone, please, so we can see!
Well, no one gets the glory if no one sees the story, lets hurry to the station and put it on TV
Newsflash! And the world will know and they'll know because I told them
Newsflash! Maybe bend more corn, maybe flatten them and fold them
Yes the aliens are surely here
Maybe make more corn till shapes appear
Boy, I hope this picture is nice and clear...newsflash!
It's big, big, big!
Newsflash! Newsflash! It's big, big, big!