The Masked Retriever

I am a great librarian, I'm full of information

I know every book on every shelf and every stack

They're here for you to borrow,
So come on in and take 'em

But you better keep track...
of when it's time to bring them back

'Cause sometimes I become The Masked Retriever!
Hunting down books that are missing,
lost or late

The Masked Retriever! I am The Masked Retriever!

I find them even if they're hiding in another state!

People think librarians are glamorous and stylish
We always look so elegant,
We aim to please

Yes, of course, that's true, but it's not the whole story

'Cause I have a secret side...a side that no one ever sees

Yes, sometimes I become The Masked Retriever!

Hunting down borrowers whose books are overdue

The Masked Retriever! I am The Masked Retriever!

So, don't forget your due date,
or I'm coming after you!
That's when I become The Masked Retriever!

Someone's got to do it and that somebody is me

The Masked Retriever!
I am The Masked Retriever!

The bravest, boldest hero that you'll probably ever see

The Masked Retriever!
I am The Masked Retriever!

The bravest, boldest hero that you'll probably ever see!