From "A Giant Problem"
It's hard to be, so hard to be, yeah, hard to be a wizard
Living the life of magic
Can be so very tragic
Cause it's hard to be, so yeah hard to be, yeah so hard to be a wizard
We practice all our spells, we always do our best
But we never get it right, we mess up every test
I say the magic words, and wave the magic wand
But nothing seems to happen, it doesn't quite respond
When we try to fly, we end up on the floor
And when we try to stay real still, we fly right out the door
It's hard to be, so hard to be, yeah, hard to be a wizard
Living the life of magic
Can be so very tragic
Both: Cause it's hard to be, so yeah hard to be, yeah so hard to be a wizard