A Grump Like You

 From "Fly Girl"

(Pablo and Tasha)
Tasha:

I am pretty grumpy...and ornery, too
Pablo:

Do you hardly ever smile?
Tasha:

Only once in a while
Pablo:

Do you usually frown?
Tasha:

Yup, my mouth's always down
Pablo:

Would you say that you're a grump?
Tasha:

From my head down to my rump
Pablo:

Well, it's great to meet a grump like you
Tasha:

Likewise!
Both:

It's great, it's great to meet a grump like you
Pablo:

I thought I was the only one
Tasha:

But now, we're two
Pablo:

Bet there's grump activities we grumps could do
Both:

It's great...it's great to meet a grump like you
Tasha:

Folks always tell ya you got a bad temper?
Pablo:

Only every morning and every night, do you stomp around a bit and yell really loud?
Tasha:

At least once a day...or I don't feel right...are you hardly ever nice?
Pablo:

I've tried it once or twice
Tasha:

Are you usually mean?
Pablo:

That's the way I've always been
Tasha:

You're as grumpy as me
Pablo:

It's the only way to be
Tasha:

Sure is great to meet a grump like you
Both:

Aw yeah! It's great, it's great to meet a grump like you
Pablo:

I used to be a lonely grump
Tasha:

Guess what? Me too!
Pablo:

Think there might be more of us?
Tasha:

There's gotta be a few
Both:

It's great...it's great to meet a grump like you, it's great to meet a grump like you!