From "Samurai Pie"
I’ve had so many good pies here upon my plate
Even very good pies, but you could not call them great!
But there is that one pie that makes an empress shout:
“For goodness sakes, what a pie! I’ve sure been missing out!”
The Great Pie...
The Great Pie...
The Great Pie...
The Great Pie...
Is better than ice cream
Better than cake
And it’s very, very, very...hard to make
The Great Pie! The Great Pie, The Great Pie!
The Great Pie!
The crust is extra crusty, it’s rounder than the sun
It’s bigger than a table, it almost weighs a ton
You need 200 fillings if you ever plan to make it!
Come on, get on with it!
We’d really like to take it!
The Great Pie...
Is better than candy
Or chocolate cake
And it’s very, very, very...hard to make
The Great Pie!
The Great Pie [Reprise]
I’ve always wished to make pies and do it on my own
And then I met my teacher, pie master Tyrone
He taught me many secrets and I finally made that
And now I stand before you in my...puffy bakers hat! The Great Pie...
All except Ta: The Great Pie, The Great Pie!
The Great Pie...is better than ice cream
Better than cake
And it was really, really, really...hard to make
The Great Pie!
I’ve always wished to make pies and do it on my own
And then I met my teacher, pie master Tyrone
He taught me many secrets and I finally made that
And now I stand before you in my...puffy bakers hat! The Great Pie...
All except Ta: The Great Pie, The Great Pie!
The Great Pie...is better than ice cream
Better than cake
And it was really, really, really...hard to make
The Great Pie!
