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It Was a Really Good Choo-choo Ride

From "Catch That Train!"
(Uniqua, Pablo, and Tyrone) 

Tyrone:
Yes I traveled back and forth from way down south to way up north,
and I have rode on everything!
A bus, a boat and a porch swing, but none of those can't quite compare.
To the finest train trip anywhere, I did my crown 'cause you provide,
an excellent steam engine ride.
All:
This has been a ride, this has been a wonderful ride,
It's been a...
Tyrone:
Fantastic, fabulous
All:
Splendid, miraculous, super spectacular!
Pablo:
In the vernacular...
All:
It was a really good choo-choo ride!
Uniqua:
I'm happy that the czar is glad this was the best he's ever had.
Pablo:
I'm just relieved we made it back.
And the train still on the railroad track.
I left my bag I did not stop!
Uniqua:
You didn't spill a single drop.
Pablo, and Uniqua:
So we can say with willerd kind.
We gave the czar a great train ride!
All:
This has been a ride, this has been a wonderful ride!
It's been a fantastic, fabulous, splendid, miraculous, super spectacular!
Pablo:
In the vernacular...
All:
It was a really good choo-choo ride!



We`ve Got to Catch That Train!

From "Catch That Train!"
(Pablo and Uniqua)

Uniqua:
The train is speeding down the track and we have got to get it back.
A train needs someone there to steer and that someone's me the engineer.
Both:
We've got to catch that train! It has a head of steam.
And it would seem it's not stopping till Ukraine.
Like a teeter-tot, the ups and downs are hard.
But yard by yard we give it everything that we've got!
We've got to catch that train!
Pablo:
I feel real bad for Czar Tyrone. My poor czar is all alone.
So I won't say I've had enough until I get my czar his stuff.
Both:
We've got to catch that train! It has a head of steam.
And it would seem it's not stopping till Ukraine.
Like a teeter-tot, the ups and downs are hard.
But yard by yard we give it everything that we've got!
We've got to catch that train!
Uniqua:
The engine's where we need to get. We're awful close but not there yet.
If I don't reach that engine car they're gonna need a brand new czar!
Both:
We've got to catch that train! It has a head of steam.
And it would seem it's not stopping till Ukraine.
Like a teeter-tot, the ups and downs are hard.
And yard by yard we give it everything that we've got!
We've got to catch... that... train!



Yes Sir, I Am the Engineer

From "Catch That Train!"
(Uniqua Solo)

Yes, sir I am the engineer. And I say, "Yes, sir I'll take you far and near."
The east and west, sir it's just as good as here.
When I pull the brake, for goodness sake, the train's in gear!
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga cho-choo-choo!
My train goes wherever I want it to.
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga clickety-clack!
I take the czar here and there and bring him back.
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga listen here!
If you want to take a ride then I'm your engineer.
Yes, sir I am the engineer. My train's the best, sir or so that's what I hear.
It's spick-and-span, sir I keep the aisles clean.
When we're on the tracks, kick back relax, 'cause I'm your engineer!
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga cho-choo-choo!
My train goes wherever I want it to.
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga clickety-clack!
I take the czar here and there and bring him back.
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga listen here!
If you want to take a ride then I'm your engineer.



Don`t Sleepwalk on the Train

From "Catch That Train!"
(Uniqua, and Pablo)

Pablo:
You can dance to this tune, in the morning or noon, or at night by the moon...
Both:
But DON'T SLEEPWALK ON THE TRAIN!
Pablo:
Won't you take my advice, and this music device, in a box that's quite nice...
Both:
But DON'T SLEEPWALK ON THE TRAIN!
Pablo:
You can sleep the day away in your comfy chair.
Our Russian czars allowed to sleep almost anywhere, you can dream dream dream, of outer space, or dancing in the rain
But please please whatever you doooo...

Both:
DON'T SLEEPWALK ON THE TRAIN!

Uniqua:
Don't fall through the air, with a a breeze in your hair, just get back in your chair...
Both:
And DON'T SLEEPWALK ON THE TRAIN!
Uniqua:
You can land in the snow, or bump hands with a crow, if there's one thing I know...
Both:
It's DON'T SLEEPWALK ON THE TRAIN!

You can sleep the day away in your comfy chair.
Our Russian czars allowed to sleep almost anywhere.
You can dream dream dream of days gone by, of skipping stones in Spain.
But, please please whatever you doooo, if you tie a shoe, or cook a stew, or ride a wild kangaroo...
But please please whatever you doooo...
DO NOT SLEEPWALK ON THE TRAIN!!!

Catch The Boogeyman

From "The Funnyman Boogeyman"
(Pablo and Uniqua)
 
Pablo:
Whoa!
Uniqua:
Whoa! That was the boogeyman. Spookiest creature ever.
Pablo:
Have you ever seen a spookier guy?
Uniqua:
I'm gonna haf to say, "never."
Pablo:
So... we wanted something spooky. And sure enough we found it.
Uniqua:
Now we gotta major job to do. There's just no way around it.
Pablo:
We can't be chickens. We gotta be tough.
Uniqua:
We gotta step up and do our stuff.
Pablo:
What do we gotta do?
Both:
Catch the boogeyman!
Uniqua:
Just me and you.
Both:
Catch the boogeyman! Boo-ya, boo-ya. Catch the boogeyman.
That's what we'll do. 'Cause we're the boo crew.
Pablo:
Whoa!
Uniqua:
Whoa! Out of all the monsters and ghosts that I know about.
Gotta rate the boogeyman number one.
'Cause he freaks everybody out.
Pablo:
So... does he freak you out too?
Uniqua:
Well maybe just a little bit.
When I saw him he made me feel freaky outy I'll admit.
But even so we gotta stick around
We'll never rest 'till we take the boogeyman down!
Pablo:
What do we gotta do?
Both:
Catch the boogeyman!
Uniqua:
Just me and you.
Both:
Catch the boogeyman! Boo-ya, boo-ya. Catch the boogeyman.
That's what we'll do. 'Cause we're the boo crew.
Uniqua:
That's how we'll catch him. That's how we'll get him.
The boogeyman is never gonna know what hit him.
Pablo:
What do we gotta do?
Both:
Catch the boogeyman!
Uniqua:
Just me and you.
Both:
Catch the boogeyman! Boo-ya, boo-ya. Catch the boogeyman.
That's what we'll do. 'Cause we're the boo crew.
'Cause we are who? We are the boo crew.



Find Me

From "The Funnyman Boogeyman"
 (Uniqua, Pablo, and Austin)

Both:
What kind of creature will we see? What sort of monster will it be?
A ghost or a goblin a Frankenstein? What are we gonna find?
Austin:
Find me. Find me. I'm gonna slay with my comedy. Find me. Find me.
'Cause your laughter is the lock in people. I'm the key.
All my goofs and gags I know you will enjoy.
I've been cracking jokes since I was just a boogeyboy. Grab a seat.
The show is great. But the laughter can't begin until you find me.
Both:
Once again, he's not inside. This guy sure knows how to hide.
Look by the door you lurk behind. What are we gonna find?
Austin:
Find me. Find me. I'm your one-way ticket to hilarity. Find me. Find me.
People get a load of just how funny I can be.
Time is running out you better get here quick.
You don't want to miss a minute of my crazy shtick. Gather 'round. Take a seat. I can't keep this up forever. Hurry and find me! Find me. Find me.
Both:
What kind of spooky creature are we gonna see?
Austin:
Find me. Find me. Your laughter is the in people. I'm the key.
Both:
Our tapathermic sensors say he's dead ahead.
Austin:
When they see what I can balance it'll knock them dead. Garb a seat.
The show is great.
Both:
'Cause we know your in here somewhere.
Austin:
Please find... me!


The Boo Crew

From "The Funnyman Boogeyman"
(Pablo & Uniqua)

Uniqua:
Say, "Boo!"
Pablo:
Say, "Boo!"
Both:
Say, "Boo-ya!" We're the boo crew.
Pablo:
If you...
Uniqua:
Say, "Boo!"
Both:
Look out! We're gonna get you.
Uniqua:
When a ghost or goblin gives you a fright.
Pablo:
If there's a spooky creature in the night.
Both:
Don't you, "Boo-hoo!" Say, "Boo-ya!" Call the boo crew.
Pablo:
If you see the creature from the black lagoon.
Uniqua:
Or if we see a wolfman barking at the moon.
Pablo:
And if we see a zombie we will never swoon.
Uniqua:
'Cause most of all.
Pablo:
We'll catch them all.
Uniqua:
And then sing to this tune.
Pablo:
Say, "Boo!"
Uniqua:
Say, "Boo!"
Both:
Say, "Boo-ya!" We're the boo crew.
Uniqua:
If you...
Pablo:
Say, "Boo!"
Both:
Someday we're gonna find you.
Pablo:
With high tech gear we are prepared.
Uniqua:
With nerves of steel we're never scared.
Both:
Say, "Boo!" Say, "Boo" Say, "Boo-ya!" We're the boo crew.
Pablo:
If we see a vampire become a bat and fly.
Uniqua:
Or if we spot a gargoyle way up in the sky.
Pablo:
Or if ghosts try to scare us.
Uniqua:
I'd like to see them try.
Pablo:
'Cause one by one.
Uniqua:
We'll make them run.
Both:
And here's the reason why.
Uniqua:
Say, "Boo!"
Pablo:
Say, "Boo!"
Both:
Say, "Boo-ya!" We're the boo crew.
Pablo:
If you...
Uniqua:
Say, "Boo!"
Both:
Look out! We're gonna get you.
Uniqua:
When a ghost or goblin gives you a fright.
Pablo:
If there's a spooky creature in the night.
Both:
Don't you, "Boo-hoo!" Say, "Boo-ya!" Call the boo crew.